There are plenty of slang terms for bisexuals. Some are insulting, some funny, and some are actually kinda cool. Very few actually fit bisexuality though. One that does is VERSATILE. To be versatile is to be able to adapt or be adapted to many different functions or activities. It is to be flexible, and multifaceted. That is a very good way to explain how many bisexuals see themselves. Bisexuals are versatile. So, here we have the word VERSATILE done with bi pride colors and with an underline also done in the bi pride colors just to make sure people get it if they know what those colors stand for.
I think this one is a bit self explanatory, but just in case you haven’t heard the phrase before it is a very common one.
I personally have heard it a million times (Yes, slight exaggeration there) from bisexuals as a humorous way to say “hey, I’m bi.”
I’ve also heard it (lest often, but still many times) as a derogatory comment towards bisexuals from both straight people and gays and lesbians.
This shirt was designed with the idea of being fun and lighthearted. An easy way to say “I’m bi.” It serves as a humorous and non hostile bit of bi visibility and also in the case of people who have used the phrase in a derogatory manner… it takes that phrase back so it doesn’t seem a good insult anymore.
The design features crossed bats and a distressed sport styled font to match the wooden bats that reads “I Bat For Both Teams.”
Though this one wasn’t designed specifically with ball players in mind it is doubly fun for someone if they happen to be softball, fastpitch, hardball, baseball type fans or players.
This design features a slightly distressed and obviously used ball with bi pride overlapping triangles making up the stitching of the ball and the words “Switch Hitter” across the ball.
If you are bi and play ball you have certainly heard the phrase switch hitter in a manner not pertaining to how you bat. Whether you play hardball, softball, fast pitch, or whatever this shirt will let you show the world you own a sense of humor and spread some bi visibility at the same time.
Of course if you want to show your ball playing bi pride and funny wit without going all out with a shirt… a small button can do it for you.
We added a background pattern of the bi pride flag colors for the button.
A very cute and fun bi visibility design featuring some bees flying by with one happening to be colored a bit different than the rest with the words “haven’t you ever seen a beesexual before?”
We thought this bit of bi fun so cute we just had to play around with it a bit so we could enjoy it with our morning coffee.
Check out this fun coffee mug with the bees flying all the way around it.
Cute? I think so.
and if you just happen to be one of those people afraid of making coffee rings on your table, you can set this beesexual coffee cup down on your very own beesexual coasters.
Have you ever seen a bisexuwhale? Now you have. This design is basically a bit of fun with words, but it is also a great, not so serious bit of bi visibility that allows for some educational discussions if you desire. Almost all whales are bisexual. I’m guessing all myself, but scientists haven’t studied ALL whales enough to know with one hundred percent certainty. Of those they have studied however, it seems bisexuality is the norm, homosexuality and heterosexuality are both common, and many whales are actually polyamorous.
If there is one thing required of pretty much every bisexual in this current age to be happy and healthy it is a sense of humor.
Half gay, half straight? Half straight and half gay? Does it make a difference which way it is said?
Some people find the term a bit insulting, some people use it to describe themselves. “I’m half lesbian.”
A few get offended and say they don’t fall in the middle. They point out that it doesn’t represent most bisexuals. True, but it does actually represent some, and however you think of it, it is a bit funny.
That is why we drew it like this… to bring out the smiles and humor.
Plus… you are GRADE A, and this particular carton of half & half has no expiration date. It is good forever.
The design features the double triangles in bi pride colors, and the coolest bi pride comic cow ever.
Plus… there is a straw so if someone extra sexy happens to ask about your shirt you can point it out and offer them a sip.
Sally and Jane didn’t seem to mind, but Susie was tired of being called a fence sitter.
American Heritage® Dictionary gives this as a definition for the term “fence sitter”>
One who takes a position of neutrality or indecision, as in a controversial matter.
fence-sitting (fnsstng) n.
In a world filled with monosexism many people consider bisexuals to be unwilling to decide whether they are gay or straight.
Oddly, when you consider that many gays claim they are “born this way”, rather than it being a decision, we find this sort of thinking more prevalent in the gay communities than anywhere else. I guess they think you can only be “born this way” if it is 100% heterosexuality or homosexuality that is being discussed.
Long story short, bisexuals are fence sitters in the minds of those who don’t believe in or disprove of a non-monosexual orientation.
Some bisexuals don’t care what those people think or say. Some have embraced the term and use it themselves. Others, like Susie don’t like it one bit.
No matter whether you have embraced the term and use it yourself, or are sick of it, this shirt is a great way to bring attention to the topic within circles that would know the term.
Since it doesn’t actually sport any bi pride colors or saying however it isn’t really a bi visibility shirt.
However you look at it though, it is fun and cute.
Susie is tired of being called a fence sitter t shirts by BiLove
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This fun fun nineteenth century styled retro design is also available as a greeting card.